Mother's Dictionary...
For the sake of Mother's Day...
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edfe of financial disaster.
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at them.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Independant: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pagamas.
Two Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Weekend: When dad gets to play golf while mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.
I got these from a friend and I though all you mother's might enjoy them, Happy Mother's Day to each of you and Happy Mother's Day to a very dear friend, Olivia Benson. Though you haven't had the baby yet, you're still a mom, so have a happy 1st!
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edfe of financial disaster.
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at them.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Independant: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pagamas.
Two Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Weekend: When dad gets to play golf while mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.
I got these from a friend and I though all you mother's might enjoy them, Happy Mother's Day to each of you and Happy Mother's Day to a very dear friend, Olivia Benson. Though you haven't had the baby yet, you're still a mom, so have a happy 1st!
posted by Dr_George_Huang at 5/12/2006 08:44:00 PM
8 Comments:
Oh goodness, I just had to laugh.... You have a wonderful sense of humor...and the pacifier made me LOL!
That was too funny.
Happy Mother's Day to your mom also.
hugs Janice
Thanks Jules for the compliment and I am glad I made you laugh and added some humor to your day. I know you need it every once in awhile. Of course you have a great sense of humor, and it's a genuine sense of humor. I hope to see you more often. I will definately try to come by yours, I love your blog. Take care of yourself and thanks for all you do.
Oh and Janice, I am glad that you like it also. I will be sure to tell Mom what you said. I am sure that she'll appreciate it.
this was too funny.
Absolutely hysterical, Doc. LOL We don't have enough of these funnies floating around.
lol..great...that was friggin hilarious...i think im gonnae follow through into my speedos
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